PHPoems
girlfriend.class.php
<?php
require_once( 'city.class.php' );
abstract class core_girlFriend
{
private $_mood = false;
private $_wrongMoods = array('busy','anxious','worried','working','sad','melancholic');
private $_city = null;
public function __construct()
{
if ( rand() == rand() ) {
$this->_mood = 'happy';
} else {
$this->_mood = 'annoying';
}
}
public function wakeUp()
{
$this->_checkMood();
$this->_makeMyDay();
}
protected function _makeMyDay()
{
$this->_city = new core_city;
while ( date( 'h', time() ) != 8 ) {
$this->_city->goShopping();
}
_go2sleep();
}
protected function _checkMood()
{
if ( isset( $GLOBALS[ 'boyFriend' ] ) && is_object( $GLOBALS[ 'boyFriend' ] ) ) {
if ( in_array( $GLOBALS[ 'boyFriend' ]->getMood(), $this->_wrongMoods ) ) {
$this->_mood = 'annoying';
$this->_domesticFight();
return false;
} else {
return true;
}
}
protected function _go2sleep()
{
if ( isset( $GLOBALS[ 'boyFriend' ] ) && is_object( $GLOBALS[ 'boyFriend' ] ) ) {
if ( $this->_mood == 'happy' && $this->_checkMood && !isset( $_COOKIE[ 'headache' ] ) ) {
exec( 'unzip' );
exec( 'touch' );
exec( 'finger' );
exec( 'mount' );
exec( 'gasp' );
exec( 'yes' );
exec( 'unmount' );
}
}
sleep();
}
protected function _domesticFight()
{
if ( $_SESSION[ 'fightCounter' ] < $_SESSION[ 'maxFights' ] ) {
$_SESSION[ 'fightCounter' ]++;
} else {
unset( $GLOBALS['boyFriend'] );
exit();
}
}
}
?>
